One-Owner 1998 Ford Pinto (slightly used)

Runs great! Only has 200,000 miles. Comes with original ashtray and 8-track player. Warning: may spontaneously combust if rear-ended. Perfect for collectors who like living dangerously.

Possibly previously owned by a guy that worked at Dutch Brothers on Monte Vista in Turlock.  Not sure if that's relevant, but if you are a fan of Dutch Brothers it's kinda cool.